The Suspiciously sly nation of Banglazstrogaria is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.009 billion Banglazstrogarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New PlanoYorkisin. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Banglazstrogarian economy, worth 132 trillion Yorkenlen Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,447 Yorkenlen Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banglazstrogaria's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Banglazstrogaria is ranked 91,431^st in the world and 3,331^st in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 52.87 Insults Per Minute.