by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 621st Most Devout: 1,443rd Lowest Crime Rates: 2,044th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Ad maiorem Dei gloriam
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.114 billion

LeaderHiram I

CurrencyBarisan noble

The Kingdom of Bari is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hiram I with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.114 billion Barisans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theopolis. The average income tax rate is 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Barisan economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion Barisan nobles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,746 Barisan nobles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Bari are beset by rebels, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bari's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Bari is ranked 14,572nd in the world and 8th in Atlas for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,479.01 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 621stMost Devout: 1,443rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,044thSafest: 3,100thBest Weather: 3,499thMost Influential: 3,736thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,844thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,692ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,619thHighest Economic Output: 5,794thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,358thLargest Governments: 6,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,042ndMost Stationary: 7,812thHealthiest Citizens: 7,982ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,527thMost Developed: 9,383rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,528thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,902ndLargest Populations: 11,301stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,502ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,112thHighest Average Incomes: 13,245thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,829thMost Pacifist: 14,219thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,354thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,863rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,137thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,118th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bari lost the position of Atlas WA Delegate to The Free Union of Acronie.
  • : Bari became WA Delegate of Atlas.
  • : Bari's influence in Atlas fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Bari's influence in Atlas rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Bari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Bari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Bari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Bari's influence in Atlas fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Bari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Bari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Alosteq Diin Nastja.

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