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Most Valuable International Artwork: 89thLeast Corrupt Governments: 886thSafest: 1,053rd
The Bartenders of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Legendaries are 100% inflated.
Pal Barlko
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Barlyy

Population1.712 billion

CapitalIstranbarul
LeaderPal Barlko
Faithoutpizzaing the hut

Currencypepperoni pizza
Animalpizza eating cow

The Bartenders of Barlyy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pal Barlko with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.712 billion Luigis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istranbarul. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mario economy, worth 234 trillion pepperoni pizzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,830 pepperoni pizzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supervisors in Barlyy commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlyy's national animal is the pizza eating cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is outpizzaing the hut.

Barlyy is ranked 242,921st in the world and 3rd in Scardinavia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 14.65 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 89thLeast Corrupt Governments: 886thSafest: 1,053rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,205thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,836thMost Pacifist: 1,879thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,377thNicest Citizens: 2,378thTop
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Best Weather: 3,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,095thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,201stHealthiest Citizens: 3,202ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,285thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,337thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,834thMost Inclusive: 3,915thLowest Crime Rates: 4,717thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,724thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,908thMost Developed: 5,180thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,092ndLargest Governments: 6,101stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,049thSmartest Citizens: 7,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,401stMost Cultured: 11,154thMost Income Equality: 11,466thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,695thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,942ndMost Secular: 14,194thHighest Average Incomes: 17,596thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,634thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,772nd

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