The Duhmakrasee of Barn Von Willyam is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Suhpreem Ohvirlord Barn Von Willyam with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.404 billion Barn Von Willyamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sitay of Lite. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Barn Von Willyamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion M Eralls a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 83,962 M Eralls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 443,687 per year while the poor average 8,438, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, Suhpreem Ohvirlord Barn Von Willyam often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, urbanites battle to the death for penthouse apartments, and kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Barn Von Willyam's national animal is the Impeereal Pockeht Mowse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yam-ism.

Barn Von Willyam is ranked 291,259^th in the world and 4^th in Ozymandium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 19.18 law-abiding acts per hour.