The Empire of Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.643 billion Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasian economy, worth 239 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,990 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 646,803 per year while the poor average 20,579, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime is totally unknown. Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is ranked 96,149^th in the world and 4,530^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.49 percentage of bribes refused.