by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 261stLargest Insurance Industry: 272ndMost Corrupt Governments: 288th
The Corporate State of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
In Capitalism We Trust!
Eternal God Emperor Maddox T Barracuda
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.422 billion

CapitalFort Barrenjastan
LeaderEternal God Emperor Maddox T Barracuda

CurrencyBarrenjastan Dollar
AnimalMangy Britarvia

The Corporate State of Barrenjastan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal God Emperor Maddox T Barracuda with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.422 billion Barrenjastanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Barrenjastan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Barrenjastanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,759 trillion Barrenjastan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 360,721 Barrenjastan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Eternal God Emperor Maddox T Barracuda has won three lotteries in a row, war vets look after war animals, the word "mother" is the favourite punchline of ribald comics, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Barrenjastan's national animal is the Mangy Britarvia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Barrenjastan is ranked 59,595th in the world and 31st in The Allied Republic for Most Authoritarian, with 903.02 milliStalins.

Largest Retail Industry: 261stLargest Insurance Industry: 272ndMost Corrupt Governments: 288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 383rdMost Avoided: 398thLargest Gambling Industry: 407thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 481stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 505thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 644thLargest Agricultural Sector: 803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 826thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 857thRudest Citizens: 962ndLargest Mining Sector: 990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,065thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,090thHighest Average Incomes: 1,090thMost Secular: 1,365thFattest Citizens: 1,545thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,407thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,764thHighest Economic Output: 3,014thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,351stSmartest Citizens: 5,385thMost Armed: 6,731stLargest Black Market: 6,791stLargest Governments: 7,975thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,453rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,859thMost Developed: 16,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,195th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the region

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