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Highest Poor Incomes: 10thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd
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Basementees

Population18.686 billion

CapitalNovus Damascus
LeaderOđinnshrafn Khagan Numerian IV Drake
FaithNahuatl

CurrencyRuncible
AnimalUrsine Phoenix

The Eternal Mageocracy of Basementees is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ođinnshrafn Khagan Numerian IV Drake with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.686 billion Thu'uls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Damascus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient K't Hu'ul economy, worth an astonishing 13,474 trillion Runcibles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 721,119 Runcibles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Ođinnshrafn Khagan Numerian IV Drake wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Basementees's national animal is the Ursine Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Nahuatl.

Basementees is ranked 626th in the world and 4th in Pax Britannia for Most Avoided, scoring 1,715.97 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 10thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndLargest Black Market: 30thMost Advanced Public Transport: 41stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56thMost Scientifically Advanced: 58thHighest Average Incomes: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 90thMost Advanced Public Education: 101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 106thLargest Mining Sector: 127thMost Efficient Economies: 132ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 134thLowest Crime Rates: 156thLargest Governments: 173rdHighest Economic Output: 198thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 227thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234thSmartest Citizens: 236thHighest Average Tax Rates: 275thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 357thLargest Insurance Industry: 454thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 497thMost Developed: 532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 620thMost Avoided: 626thLargest Welfare Programs: 728thMost Secular: 896thRudest Citizens: 1,245thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,320thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,664thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,233rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,388thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,676thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,844thMost Inclusive: 2,847thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,200thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,717thLargest Retail Industry: 5,127thMost Cultured: 5,986thLargest Populations: 6,677thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 9,748thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,607thNudest: 18,069th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Basementees was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Maplestan.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Ođinnshrafn Khagan Numerian IV Drake wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Thu'uls.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, military spending is on the increase.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Ancient Free and Accepted Masons, Arrstotzka, and Maplestan.

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