The United States of Basically Mini America is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Madeleine Gallois with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.444 billion Basically Mini Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basically Mini District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Basically Mini American economy, worth 172 trillion Basically Mini United States Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,259 Basically Mini United States Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, and Basically Mini Americans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Basically Mini America's national animal is the Basically Mini Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Basically Mini America is ranked 100,582^nd in the world and 56^th in Confederacy of Layem for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,423.34 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.