The Community of Battle for Dream Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pin with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 6.669 billion Goikians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yoyle City. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Goikian economy, worth a remarkable 2,410 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 361,507 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,291,006 per year while the poor average 72,741, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Pin has more friends than ever before, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, atheists on vacation find Announcerism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Battle for Dream Island's national animal is the Creature, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Announcerism.

Battle for Dream Island is ranked 11,513^th in the world and 2^nd in Polandball for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.55 law-abiding acts per hour.