by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175thMost Influential: 355th
The Dexterian Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
yovaj geovaj op vaji dunoretutoup ug uas musuf Fiyavis.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population5.315 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderHommas Moiqawiner


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hommas Moiqawiner with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 5.315 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,873 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Treason is relative, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, a government program is underway to revitalize Bawkie's beaches, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 206,989th in the world and 7,646th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.09 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175thMost Influential: 355thHealthiest Citizens: 519thLongest Average Lifespans: 623rdBest Weather: 904thLowest Crime Rates: 965thMost Developed: 967thMost Pacifist: 1,150thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,171stMost Inclusive: 1,179thSafest: 1,287thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,446thNicest Citizens: 1,460thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,205thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,549thSmartest Citizens: 2,576thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,583rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,680thMost Efficient Economies: 3,027thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,036thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,475thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,897thMost Cultured: 4,002ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,935thLargest Governments: 5,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,599thHighest Average Incomes: 5,703rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,207thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,909thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,723rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,689thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,090thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,903rdHighest Economic Output: 15,361stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,880thMost Stationary: 20,655th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Cultured: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 167th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 184th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 188th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 216th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 269th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 280th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 291st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 291st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 331st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 402nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 414th in the regionLargest Populations: 518th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 576th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 612th in the region

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