by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212thMost Developed: 304th
The Dexterian Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
yovaj geovaj op vaji dunoretutoup ug uas musuf Fiyavis.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.78 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderQussan Faitamaqaj


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Qussan Faitamaqaj with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.78 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 1,562 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,417 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 245,413th in the world and 7,970th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.08 Weapons Per Person.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 13thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212thMost Developed: 304thHealthiest Citizens: 305thLongest Average Lifespans: 338thMost Influential: 420thLowest Crime Rates: 498thBest Weather: 558thMost Pacifist: 604thSafest: 655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 765thMost Compassionate Citizens: 779thMost Inclusive: 846thNicest Citizens: 948thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,330thSmartest Citizens: 1,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,629thMost Efficient Economies: 1,675thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,955thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,255thTop
Largest Governments: 2,629thMost Cultured: 2,846thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,560thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,418thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,900thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,509thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,588thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,817thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,551stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,424thHighest Economic Output: 11,277thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,639thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,729thMost Stationary: 18,411th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 137th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 159th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 179th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 222nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 226th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 281st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 286th in the regionMost Stationary: 347th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 348th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 498th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 764th in the region

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