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Most Authoritarian: 1,058thMost Extreme: 2,541stMost Conservative: 3,070th
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Schall und Rauch
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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BaWu

Population3.909 billion

CurrencyPlštzchen
AnimalUhu

The Queendom of BaWu is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.909 billion BaWuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant BaWuan economy, worth 38.1 trillion Plštzchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,747 Plštzchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BaWu's national animal is the Uhu.

BaWu is ranked 211,545th in the world and 13th in Deutsch for Rudest Citizens, with 11.23 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Authoritarian: 1,058thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,541stMost Conservative: 3,070thMost Income Equality: 4,415thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,515thTop
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Most Primitive: 17,057th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BaWu's influence in Deutsch rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : BaWu's influence in Deutsch rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : BaWu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : BaWu's influence in Deutsch rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : BaWu's influence in Deutsch rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : BaWu's influence in Deutsch rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : BaWu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : BaWu's influence in Deutsch rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : BaWu's influence in Deutsch rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : BaWu's influence in Deutsch rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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