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Largest Mining Sector: 5,699thMost Secular: 9,932ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,350th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Using Beans As Gods Since 1475
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Beans Of Great Quality

Population847 million

CapitalLima Bean City
LeaderBiggie Bean Lord Of All That Is EPIC

AnimalAncient Bean Leviathan

The Free Land of Beans Of Great Quality is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Biggie Bean Lord Of All That Is EPIC with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 847 million Kidney Swiping Kidney-Bean-Like Humans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lima Bean City. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Swiper Of Kidneys economy, worth 87.1 trillion BEANS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,800 BEANS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans Of Great Quality's national animal is the Ancient Bean Leviathan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beans Of Great Quality is ranked 20,072nd in the world and 6th in The Illuminati for Highest Poor Incomes, with 73,136.57 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Mining Sector: 5,699thMost Secular: 9,932ndTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,366thBest Weather: 19,411thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,072ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,981st
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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