The People Without Cares of Beatitas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Not Applicable with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.788 billion Beata hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Applicable. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Beata economy, worth 649 trillion Not Applicables a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,477 Not Applicables, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, Not Applicable's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown. Beatitas's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unisychism.

Beatitas is ranked 2,072^nd in the world and 4^th in The United Federations for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,478.54 Tourists Per Hour.