The Communal Confederation of Beatitas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Not Applicable with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.498 billion Beata hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Applicable. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beata economy, worth 354 trillion Not Applicables a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,070 Not Applicables, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, Beatitas's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, astronauts take one small step for Beatitas and one giant step backward from confrontation, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime is totally unknown. Beatitas's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unisychism.

Beatitas is ranked 163,619^th in the world and 129^th in The United Federations for Most Average, scoring 27.06 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.