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Beatitas

Population3.788 billion

CapitalNot Applicable
LeaderNot Applicable
FaithUnisychism

CurrencyNot Applicable
Animaldove

The People Without Cares of Beatitas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Not Applicable with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.788 billion Beata hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Applicable. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Beata economy, worth 649 trillion Not Applicables a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,477 Not Applicables, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, Not Applicable's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown. Beatitas's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unisychism.

Beatitas is ranked 2,072nd in the world and 4th in The United Federations for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,478.54 Tourists Per Hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 521stMost Compassionate Citizens: 554thNicest Citizens: 593rdMost Inclusive: 615thMost Pacifist: 739thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,033rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,379thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,673rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,757thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,072ndBest Weather: 2,171stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,226thSafest: 2,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,348thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,556thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,588thMost Cultured: 2,705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,502ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,844thMost Developed: 3,915thSmartest Citizens: 3,957thMost Influential: 4,177thLargest Governments: 4,641stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,973rdMost Devout: 5,921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,122ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,474thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,647thHighest Average Incomes: 10,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,903rdNudest: 11,647thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,486thLowest Crime Rates: 15,245thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,362ndHighest Drug Use: 18,917th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beatitas lodged a message on the The United Federations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, Not Applicable's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Beata language.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, they say that Beata made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Beatitas lodged a message on the The United Federations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.

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