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Most Developed: 541stHealthiest Citizens: 584thLongest Average Lifespans: 611th
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Beazlend

Population15.669 billion

CapitalAlfenheim
LeaderTommy Wiseau
FaithAtheism

CurrencyZenni
AnimalFlying turtle

The Democratic Republic of Beazlend is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tommy Wiseau with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.669 billion Beazlendians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfenheim. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beazlendian economy, worth a remarkable 3,637 trillion Zennis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,154 Zennis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beazlend's national animal is the Flying turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Beazlend is ranked 1,940th in the world and 2nd in The Atheist Empire for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 392.14 Bank.

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Most Developed: 541stHealthiest Citizens: 584thLongest Average Lifespans: 611thMost Subsidized Industry: 715thMost Efficient Economies: 775thMost Inclusive: 1,073rdSmartest Citizens: 1,118thMost Cultured: 1,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,458thLargest Governments: 1,550thBest Weather: 1,611thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,675thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,731stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,940thLowest Crime Rates: 2,141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,327thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,679thMost Influential: 3,089thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,102ndMost Secular: 3,119thMost Armed: 3,166thSafest: 3,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,456thHighest Economic Output: 3,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,695thHighest Average Incomes: 4,325thMost Stationary: 6,050thNicest Citizens: 6,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,592ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,823rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,280thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,652ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,616thLargest Populations: 15,269thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,740thMost Income Equality: 21,464th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Beazlend voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, all the playground's a stage for Beazlendian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, the official Beazlendian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.

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