Population | 7.977 billion |
Capital | Bebeia |
Leader | Bebene Be |
Currency | Bebe |
Animal | Bebeaien |
The Dominion of Bebeaia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bebene Be with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.977 billion Bebeaians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bebeia. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Bebeaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Bebes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 214,306 Bebes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Bebeaia to disarm, the army consists of only generals and grunts, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Bebeaien sacrifices, and it is rumoured that Bebene Be uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bebeaia's national animal is the Bebeaien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bebeaia is ranked 69,242nd in the world and 636th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 679.68041917092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, it is rumoured that Bebene Be uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Bebeaien sacrifices.
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Bebeaia to disarm.
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!".
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, community centers have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship.
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Bebeaia, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.