The Minister of Regional Affairs of Beepee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.292 billion Beepeeps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 406 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,397 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Beepee are too busy serving the needs of the South Pacific to see Beepeeps, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, the government funds large training centres to turn Lasiorhinus latifrons into functioning members of society, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 2,846^th in the world and 64^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 97.08 Effective Tax Rate.