The Commonwealth of Beepee is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.551 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,478 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Beepeean as 'your finger, you fool', children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBB Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 206,729^th in the world and 7,583^rd in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.22 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.