The Bureaucracy of Beepee is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.885 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 314 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,585 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 68,438^th in the world and 888^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.89 billion Capita.