The Tastiest Parts of Beepee is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.033 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,354 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,641 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, refugees from other nations are flocking to Beepee's border, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 245,634^th in the world and 7,990^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.