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Most Authoritarian: 2,440thMost Income Equality: 4,334thMost Conservative: 6,894th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Family, Love, Loyalty...That's Power.
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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BEFORE MAKING ELEVENSIES VINNY

Population5.337 billion

Currencyruble
Animaldolphin

The Republic of BEFORE MAKING ELEVENSIES VINNY is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.337 billion BEFORE MAKING ELEVENSIES VINNYians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant BEFORE MAKING ELEVENSIES VINNYian economy, worth 44.0 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,249 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BEFORE MAKING ELEVENSIES VINNY's national animal is the dolphin.

BEFORE MAKING ELEVENSIES VINNY is ranked 82,352nd in the world and 1st in Herd United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.26 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,440thMost Income Equality: 4,334thMost Conservative: 6,894thTop
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Most Extreme: 11,599thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,006thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,450th

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