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Most Influential: 298thLargest Publishing Industry: 312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 622nd
The Eternal Serene Republic of
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Population19.453 billion

LeaderHis Eternal President Mister Smiles


The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.453 billion Beiluxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 3,090 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,879 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and His Eternal President Mister Smiles's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Lovers-by-the-bay generates millions of views. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 9,064th in the world and 130th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,621.7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 298thLargest Publishing Industry: 312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 622ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 799thMost Cultured: 1,864thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,423rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,693rdSafest: 2,749thSmartest Citizens: 3,383rdHighest Economic Output: 3,926thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,039thMost Developed: 5,042ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,617thMost Pacifist: 5,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,090thLargest Populations: 6,669thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,098thNicest Citizens: 8,144thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,275thNudest: 8,871stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,064thMost Inclusive: 9,306thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,918thHighest Average Incomes: 11,640thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,932ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,910thLargest Governments: 15,742ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,916thLargest Retail Industry: 16,423rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,859thMost Politically Free: 17,421stHealthiest Citizens: 18,669th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionSafest: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 64th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionNudest: 76th in the regionMost Politically Free: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 91st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 107th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionMost Pacifist: 119th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 154th in the regionNicest Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Extreme: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 175th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 210th in the region

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