The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.121 billion Beiluxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 3,253 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,025 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 121,613^th in the world and 743^rd in 10000 Islands for Best Weather, with 100 Meters Of Sunlight.