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Most Devout: 160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 239thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 319th
The Nuclear Sovereign of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Do you have the little nuke inside?
Influence
Superpower
Munitorium Strategic Command
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Beinirham

Population33.733 billion

CapitalOld Keterickshire
LeaderSub-Sector Governor Beinir
FaithChristianity and Imperial Cult

CurrencyBullet
AnimalWild Grox

The Nuclear Sovereign of Beinirham is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sub-Sector Governor Beinir with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.733 billion Beinirhamsters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Keterickshire. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beinirhamish economy, worth a remarkable 9,363 trillion Bullets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,577 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beinirham's national animal is the Wild Grox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Imperial Cult.

Beinirham is ranked 31,398th in the world and 3rd in Warhammer 40000 for Most Stationary, with 1,326.00531802272 days.

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Most Devout: 160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 239thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 319thLargest Agricultural Sector: 454thHighest Economic Output: 968thLargest Black Market: 1,037thMost Armed: 1,052ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,703rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,784thLowest Crime Rates: 1,872ndMost Cultured: 2,203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,363rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,403rdBest Weather: 2,897thLargest Populations: 2,981stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,106thHighest Average Incomes: 3,788thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,951stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,007thHighest Food Quality: 4,054thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,231stMost Influential: 5,032ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,278thMost Patriotic: 5,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,784thHealthiest Citizens: 6,955thLargest Governments: 8,344thLargest Retail Industry: 12,532ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,057thMost Developed: 17,442ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,774thLargest Mining Sector: 22,474th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the Warhammer 40000 Regional Message Board.
  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it.
  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".

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