Population | 33.733 billion |
Capital | Old Keterickshire |
Leader | Sub-Sector Governor Beinir |
Faith | Christianity and Imperial Cult |
Currency | Bullet |
Animal | Wild Grox |
The Nuclear Sovereign of Beinirham is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sub-Sector Governor Beinir with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.733 billion Beinirhamsters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Keterickshire. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Beinirhamish economy, worth a remarkable 9,363 trillion Bullets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,577 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beinirham's national animal is the Wild Grox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Imperial Cult.
Beinirham is ranked 31,398th in the world and 3rd in Warhammer 40000 for Most Stationary, with 1,326.00531802272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Beinirham lodged a message on the Warhammer 40000 Regional Message Board.
- : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it.
- : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
- : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".