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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 662ndMost Influential: 762nd
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Belschaft

Population34.623 billion

CapitalNew London
LeaderJames Lambert

CurrencyFederal Pound
AnimalEvil Unicorn

The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.623 billion Belschaftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 7,746 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,731 Federal Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', vaccinations are mandatory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Belschaft is ranked 11,894th in the world and 306th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 662ndMost Influential: 762ndHighest Economic Output: 1,479thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,581stLargest Mining Sector: 2,041stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,359thLargest Populations: 2,722ndTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,234thSmartest Citizens: 3,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,048thMost Developed: 4,291stSafest: 5,850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,002ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,899thHighest Average Incomes: 7,322ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,412thMost Stationary: 8,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,596thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,204thMost Cultured: 11,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,036thLargest Retail Industry: 15,001stLowest Crime Rates: 15,328thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,394thMost Secular: 16,130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,922ndLargest Governments: 18,197thHealthiest Citizens: 19,176thHighest Food Quality: 21,768thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 27,454th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 128th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 152nd in the regionSafest: 176th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 185th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 202nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 300th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 305th in the regionMost Cultured: 306th in the regionMost Secular: 327th in the regionMost Politically Free: 336th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 341st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 378th in the regionLargest Black Market: 386th in the regionRudest Citizens: 415th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 418th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 503rd in the region

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