Population | 34.623 billion |
Capital | New London |
Leader | James Lambert |
Currency | Federal Pound |
Animal | Evil Unicorn |
The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.623 billion Belschaftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 7,746 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,731 Federal Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', vaccinations are mandatory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Belschaft is ranked 11,894th in the world and 306th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Democratic Peoples Republic of The Xolbarian Opposition.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Republic of Sazakia.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Dominion of Middle Islany.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Republic of Sazakia.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Asscrackistanistan.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Republic of Shirkhazia.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Holy Empire of Mardunia.
- : Belschaft endorsed The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
World Assembly
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