The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.259 billion Belschaftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 2.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 5,643 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 232,647 Federal Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', vaccinations are mandatory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The People's Republic of Malonereich.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Democratic States of Hyypia.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Free Land of Ratoninburg.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Democratic States of South Central Siberia.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Community of Aveerya.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Republic of Great Africans.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The People's Republic of World United.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Naam.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Kingdom of Hanty.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Ice-cream loving state of Amerion.
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