The Kingdom of Bengaliana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Muhammad I with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.827 billion Bengalis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhaka. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bengalianan economy, worth 632 trillion Takas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,133 Takas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, people are often woken up by rubbish music, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Bengalianan Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bengaliana's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Bengaliana is ranked 16,621^st in the world and 20^th in India for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,458.5 Tourists Per Hour.