by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,327th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,785th Largest Retail Industry: 11,936th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Destroy those who oppose
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population308 million


The Empire of Beutchland is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 308 million Beutchlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The strong Beutchlandian economy, worth 21.7 trillion Benzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,369 Benzes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,465 per year while the poor average 19,298, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and protecting the land is holey work. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beutchland's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beutchland is ranked 72,587th in the world and 2,754th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,175.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,327thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,785thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,936thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,164thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,067thMost Influential: 14,933rd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 121st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 276th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 299th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 455th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 533rd in the regionMost Cultured: 577th in the region

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