The Beaches of Biarritz is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.93 billion Biarrots are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biarritz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Biarrot economy, worth 643 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,791 francs, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million franc battlesuits, discarded pennies litter the streets, Leader has just been declared ruler of Biarritz in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Biarritz's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Biarritz's national animal is the dolphin.

Biarritz is ranked 152,634^th in the world and 25^th in Cities for Most Pacifist, with 65.28 cheeks turned per day.