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Nudest: 5,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,172ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,273rd
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Words build bridges into unexplored regions
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Big Juicy Wieners

Population2.79 billion

CapitalDodger

CurrencySplurts
AnimalMoray Eal

The Holy Empire of Big Juicy Wieners is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.79 billion Splurticans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodger. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Big Juicy Wienersian economy, worth 236 trillion Splurts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,762 Splurts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Juicy Wieners's national animal is the Moray Eal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Big Juicy Wieners is ranked 83,365th in the world and 19th in Entropy for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,898.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Nudest: 5,115thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,172ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,273rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,165thMost Devout: 16,308thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,732ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,821st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Big Juicy Wieners's influence in Entropy rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Big Juicy Wieners was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Juicy Wieners, grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Juicy Wieners, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Juicy Wieners, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Juicy Wieners, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Juicy Wieners, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Big Juicy Wieners was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Big Juicy Wieners was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Juicy Wieners, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.

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