The Colony of Bigfoottia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sas Squatch with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 21.07 billion Bigfoot's are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yowietown. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bigfoottian economy, worth a remarkable 1,743 trillion Bigfoot Hairs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 82,743 Bigfoot Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bigfoottia's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evolution.

Bigfoottia is ranked 36,998^th in the world and 1^st in Demorous for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.01 law-abiding acts per hour.