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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,568th
The Freedom Fighters of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Let's rock and ride!
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Biker Mice

Population2.243 billion

CapitalChicago
LeaderCarbine
FaithCards

Currencydollar
Animalmouse

The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carbine with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.243 billion Bikers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mouse economy, worth 369 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,753 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Carbine's window to draw attention to their issues, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Biker Mice's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Biker Mice is ranked 200,378th in the world and 6th in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,568thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,080thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,415thLargest Black Market: 4,167thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,644thMost Devout: 4,966thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,212thFattest Citizens: 5,337thLargest Mining Sector: 6,875thLargest Retail Industry: 7,664thMost Efficient Economies: 8,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,393rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,734thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,931stLargest Governments: 16,932ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,678th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Carbine's window to draw attention to their issues.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Mouse lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols.

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