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Most Devout: 3,192ndMost Armed: 4,636thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,447th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
WHO LEFT THIS PIZZA HERE?!?
Morgan Bandalag
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Birnir

Population2.672 billion

CapitalMorgaes
LeaderMorgan Bandalag

CurrencyGong
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Birnir is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Morgan Bandalag with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.672 billion Birnirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morgaes. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Birnirian economy, worth 264 trillion Gongs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,887 Gongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, sushi is sold on the black market, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birnir's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Birnir is ranked 14,943rd in the world and 4th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.95 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Devout: 3,192ndMost Armed: 4,636thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,447thBest Weather: 7,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,243rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,331stMost Influential: 10,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,305thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,980thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,995thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,997thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,792ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,943rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,309thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,564thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,627thSafest: 16,731stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,527thMost Developed: 20,387thLargest Governments: 20,401stMost Cultured: 21,728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,097th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the region

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