by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,428thNicest Citizens: 11,727thLargest Retail Industry: 12,911th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Beep beep! Who wants cake?
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Birthday Cake Herby

Population4.842 billion

Currencyfrosted gas pedal
Animaledible flat tire

The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 4.842 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 419 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,687 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Birthday Cake Herby is ranked 225,058th in the world and 19th in Nuance for Most Primitive, scoring -228.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,428thNicest Citizens: 11,727thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,911thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,532ndMost Inclusive: 13,629thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,535thMost Secular: 17,710thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,903rdHighest Drug Use: 21,718thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,278thMost Developed: 24,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,340th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

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