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Largest Populations: 172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 531stMost Cheerful Citizens: 572nd
The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind
Ibrahim Kali
Civil Rights
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Population39.278 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar

The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 39.278 billion BItelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,416 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,894 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 936th in the world and 19th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,481.09 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Populations: 172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 531stMost Cheerful Citizens: 572ndBest Weather: 681stMost Beautiful Environments: 936thLargest Welfare Programs: 984thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 996thNicest Citizens: 1,026thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,205thMost Influential: 1,229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,249thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,324thSafest: 1,352ndHighest Economic Output: 1,799thLowest Crime Rates: 1,994thMost Developed: 2,239thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,399thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,597thHealthiest Citizens: 2,725thMost Pacifist: 2,767thMost Cultured: 2,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,324thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,425thSmartest Citizens: 4,134thLargest Governments: 5,452ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,697thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,864thMost Devout: 8,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,862ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,514thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,678thHighest Average Incomes: 17,304thMost Income Equality: 21,322nd
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 57th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Devout: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 199th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 232nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 317th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 325th in the region

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