Population | 45.674 billion |
Capital | Logan City |
Leader | Ibrahim Kali |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | BItelandic Dollar |
Animal | Kangaroo |
The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.674 billion BItelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,790 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,663 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are raised bilingual from an early age, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
BIteland is ranked 2,322nd in the world and 38th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.07 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : BIteland was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : BIteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, Ibrahim Kali steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
World Assembly
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