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Largest Populations: 119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 663rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 820th
The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind
Ibrahim Kali
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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BIteland

Population45.674 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali
FaithChristianity

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.674 billion BItelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,790 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,663 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 2,322nd in the world and 38th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.07 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Populations: 119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 663rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 820thBest Weather: 935thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,258thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,276thNicest Citizens: 1,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,552ndSafest: 1,628thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,801stHighest Economic Output: 1,894thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,927thMost Developed: 2,000thLowest Crime Rates: 2,322ndHighest Food Quality: 2,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,506thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,643rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,736thMost Influential: 2,757thMost Pacifist: 2,921stMost Inclusive: 3,041stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,227thMost Cultured: 3,334thSmartest Citizens: 4,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,109thLargest Governments: 5,346thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,164thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,054thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,772ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,012thMost Efficient Economies: 9,406thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18,689thMost Patriotic: 20,704thMost Devout: 21,186thHighest Average Incomes: 22,502ndMost Income Equality: 22,536th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 115th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 153rd in the regionMost Devout: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionMost Patriotic: 191st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 249th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Income Equality: 379th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 413th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BIteland was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : BIteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, Ibrahim Kali steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.

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