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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,756th Most Influential: 2,175th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,882nd
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Bizarrotan

Population2.552 billion

CapitalFunny Memeland
FaithSh*tposting

CurrencyMeme
AnimalPeacock

The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.552 billion Bizarrotanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 85.9%.

The very strong Bizarrotanian economy, worth 205 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 80,419 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, books are so highly regarded in Bizarrotan that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker. Crime is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sh*tposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 3,982nd in the world and 137th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 78.03 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,756thMost Influential: 2,175thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,882ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,982ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,126thNicest Citizens: 4,182ndMost Pacifist: 4,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,569thMost Inclusive: 4,716thBest Weather: 6,182ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,250thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,839thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,037thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,354thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,478thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,502ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,635thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,919thSafest: 10,490thHealthiest Citizens: 12,422ndMost Cultured: 13,962ndSmartest Citizens: 14,244th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 118th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 137th in the regionNicest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 142nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 167th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 185th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 207th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 238th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 254th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 298th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 306th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 368th in the regionSafest: 379th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Cultured: 405th in the regionNudest: 414th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 435th in the regionLargest Governments: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker.
  • : Bizarrotan was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Bizarrotan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Bizarrotan endorsed The Commonwealth of Phanama.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, books are so highly regarded in Bizarrotan that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Bizarrotan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Funny Memeland to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.

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