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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,348thHighest Crime Rates: 2,311thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,620th
The Footballer Franchise of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Bomm's away!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bizmorks Bommas

Population1.463 billion

CapitalDa Big Bomma Stadium
LeaderCoach Bizmork
FaithGorkamorka

CurrencyWager
AnimalSquig

The Footballer Franchise of Bizmorks Bommas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Coach Bizmork with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.463 billion Ooligins are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Da Big Bomma Stadium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The powerhouse Bizmorks Bommasian economy, worth 148 trillion Wagers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 101,662 Wagers, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bizmorks Bommas's national animal is the Squig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gorkamorka.

Bizmorks Bommas is ranked 74,006th in the world and 302nd in Forest for Most Stationary, with 135.88031581432 Days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,348thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,311thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,620thFattest Citizens: 3,043rdMost Primitive: 3,141stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,873rdMost Avoided: 6,077thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,713thMost Armed: 6,909thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,956thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,218thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,138thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 10,668thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,675thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,637thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,135thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,231stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,852ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,921stMost Devout: 19,696thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,785th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Primitive: 34th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bizmorks Bommas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizmorks Bommas, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizmorks Bommas, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizmorks Bommas, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizmorks Bommas, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizmorks Bommas, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizmorks Bommas, Bizmorks Bommasian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizmorks Bommas, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizmorks Bommas, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizmorks Bommas, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.

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