by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,037thMost Income Equality: 10,397thMost Influential: 11,484th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Being a puppet and in WA is great (main is nether)
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Population1.639 billion



The Free Land of BJMS is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The quiet, industrious population of 1.639 billion BJMShawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BJMShaw. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish BJMShawian economy, worth 41.5 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 25,338 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named BJMS's new capital, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BJMS's national animal is the Uni, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

BJMS is ranked 93,915th in the world and 30th in The United Federations for Most Primitive, scoring -42.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,037thTop
Most Income Equality: 10,397thMost Influential: 11,484th
Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the region

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