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Fattest Citizens: 12,526thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,393rdMost Devout: 18,774th
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Blaaveres Combon

Population3.564 billion

Currencykrona
Animalturtle

The Republic of Blaaveres Combon is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.564 billion Blaaveres Combonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 44.3%.

The Blaaveres Combonian economy, worth 223 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,671 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blaaveres Combon's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Blaaveres Combon is ranked 60,803rd in the world and 19th in Resuscitation for Largest Governments, scoring 17.03 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 12,526thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,393rdMost Devout: 18,774thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,136th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blaaveres Combon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Blaaveres Combon, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Blaaveres Combon, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Blaaveres Combon, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Blaaveres Combon, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Blaaveres Combon, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Blaaveres Combon, Blaaveres Combonian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Blaaveres Combon, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in Blaaveres Combon, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in Blaaveres Combon, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.

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