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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,284th Most Influential: 2,539th Most Devout: 6,491st
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Population3.364 billion

LeaderKing Olafson the Magnificent
FaithSeventeenian Evangelical Church

AnimalEmperor Penguin

The Holy Nordic Kingdom of Blahblah2017 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Olafson the Magnificent with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.364 billion Seventeeners enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virkebloc. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.

The powerhouse Seventeenian economy, worth 359 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,840 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,533 per year while the poor average 24,746, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blahblah2017's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Seventeenian Evangelical Church.

Blahblah2017 is ranked 51,849th in the world and 2,450th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43.68 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,284thTop
Most Influential: 2,539thMost Devout: 6,491stLargest Retail Industry: 6,815thSafest: 7,528thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,810thMost Politically Free: 9,906thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,938thRudest Citizens: 10,053rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,265thMost Cultured: 11,937thMost Pacifist: 12,108thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,662ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,951stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,205th
Most Devout: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 170th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 177th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 193rd in the regionMost Influential: 253rd in the regionSafest: 256th in the regionRudest Citizens: 264th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 280th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 291st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 339th in the regionMost Cultured: 352nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 397th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 415th in the regionMost Pacifist: 461st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 470th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 476th in the regionMost Stationary: 481st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 499th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 518th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 534th in the regionBest Weather: 557th in the region

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