The It of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pennywise with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.948 billion Blazing Samaritanites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derry. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,417 trillion Balloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 226,218 Balloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and Pennywise's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Demonic clown, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Demonology.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blazing Samaritan was endorsed by The Federation of Pentlandia.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, Pennywise's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Blazing Samaritan endorsed The Viking Empire of Danelaw Scandinavia.
- : Blazing Samaritan endorsed The United States of Mushroom Kingdom Yas.
- : Blazing Samaritan was endorsed by The United States of Mushroom Kingdom Yas.
- : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
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