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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 223rdMost Influential: 395thMost Pacifist: 1,458th
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Bleakfoot

Population1.612 billion

CapitalWinterharbour
LeaderGovernor Laithwaite Canker
FaithNot opening things

Currencyhonk
Animallong pig

The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.612 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 208 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 129,610 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, in a baffling press conference Governor Laithwaite Canker proudly dismantled a broken door, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 204,195th in the world and 7,559th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.96 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 223rdMost Influential: 395thMost Pacifist: 1,458thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,661stNicest Citizens: 1,773rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,199thMost Inclusive: 2,210thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,653rdBest Weather: 3,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,110thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,182ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,366thSafest: 3,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,930thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,119thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,616thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,878thHealthiest Citizens: 4,956thMost Developed: 5,283rdLargest Governments: 6,932ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,117thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,412thSmartest Citizens: 7,544thLowest Crime Rates: 8,259thMost Cultured: 9,062ndMost Secular: 9,391stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,623rdMost Income Equality: 12,860thHighest Average Incomes: 18,935th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 48th in the regionNicest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91st in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionSafest: 125th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Developed: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 169th in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 213th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 226th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 238th in the regionMost Cultured: 258th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 328th in the regionMost Secular: 329th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 386th in the regionNudest: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 543rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 588th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 655th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 693rd in the region

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