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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 331stMost Influential: 802ndMost Pacifist: 874th
The Please Don't Open That of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Bleakfoot

Population9.509 billion

CapitalWinterharbour
LeaderGovernor Laithwaite Canker
FaithNot opening things

Currencyhonk
Animallong pig

The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.509 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,016 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 6,025th in the world and 152nd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 152 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 331stMost Influential: 802ndMost Pacifist: 874thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 906thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,060thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,079thNicest Citizens: 1,090thBest Weather: 1,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,255thMost Inclusive: 1,286thMost Developed: 1,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,465thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,565thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,567thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,659thHealthiest Citizens: 1,721stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,789thHighest Food Quality: 1,868thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,932ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,190thSafest: 2,273rdLargest Governments: 2,766thLowest Crime Rates: 2,899thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,070thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,137thMost Secular: 4,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,724thMost Cultured: 6,025thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,559thMost Efficient Economies: 12,958thHighest Average Incomes: 13,548thHighest Economic Output: 15,096thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,365thMost Income Equality: 18,678thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,356thMost Stationary: 20,525th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionMost Secular: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Cultured: 152nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 202nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 231st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 240th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 261st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 311th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 397th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 404th in the regionNudest: 421st in the regionMost Income Equality: 423rd in the regionLargest Populations: 457th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 285 » Mapico, Amerion, Hanguk-Nippon, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Tsunamy, Nova Montron, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, Nowa Europa, Kiasu-ism, Isokenzar, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Sthalrim, Darakin, Dankstergrad, USNE2018, Theorin, Noire Denholm, Rebel-topia, PenguinPies, Drystar, North Kanuckistan, Maeiland, Zaelith, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, Southern Numenor, Xandev, Walloonia, Soem, Ancient Slobovia, Linden Oak, Privatore, Madhonia, Yellunstryer, Dereistic, Unielvan Millorvium, Antarctic Empires, Gymnostan, Doraya, Cypheri, Oreo States, Pax Dracon, Fasire, Rad Asia, A leftover country, Los Lonley Boys, Farengeto, and 235 others.Calistan, The Solar System Scope, Shefino, Bawkie, Ebonhand, Kringalia, Indolos, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Itani, Saint Cinder, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, Myndia, Midand, Tepertopia, Phanama, Menesynchro, Myhomecountry, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Unojo, Centia Deran, Anatasha, Skaladoria, The Island of Sorna, United States of Belvaria, Freedoom, Beblahbleblo, Sutarianesia, Geekvia, Imperium Sempiternum, Land of Mari, Saciu, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Ambitchous, Aurcania, Ostavaria, Venezia Pacifica, Stella-Arga, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, Amonguitos, Changolandia, Tiazan, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, New Anterea, Great Lothian, Zanforadon, Mavenu, The Woragopiria, Tvania, Figlandia, Bonobiana, Gracca, Seythennia, Venkara, Nill Vill, Kliegme, Farelonia, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Sumina, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Atomic Garden, ARIAPOLIS01, No moking, Dakalian, Jantisha, Vuranda, Martzbrieg, Altnavia, Respackjakenrhace, Platino, Balisca, America Gone Wrong, The Republic of Everleigh, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Ugranda, Grand Milania, The Worst army of, Siromiana, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, New Bulacan, Valles Stellarum, Dun Frest, Doundaly, Dimplingpie, Banieltopia, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Gorklibunsond, Scrapifax, New Maxta, Abarri, Eritria, New-Javarra, Khnomania, Jarilon, North Pernambuco, Arhanistan, Azyque, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Arugastan, Geploastan, Arlandias, Terran Draconia, Razana, Ferfulesse, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Antarctic Colonies, Tanyaland, 0200-Gamma, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Deerp, Dundea Loea, Yugarritia, Monetaria, Hacrela, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, IndustroMiliComplex, Alvira, Astriva, Cerespasia, Greater Lamero, Gonthavnor, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Sordandia, Bohenia, Morian, Kaoia, Afria Thebel, Asarana, Proculus, Skwar, Kalaska77, Belschaft, Ipugao, Blipp, The real Ireland, Sea shep, Daztonia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Aquila Audax, Kholdan, Sismite, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Hazahmkong, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, Seyja, South Venison, Tioloman, Vasken, Corpoterra, Moreana, The Ark of Survival, Emagination, Sein, Canmore, Thanitharia, Hadrex, Republic Empire of Japan, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Yusan, Avastotz, Baxingtull, Swenfia 2, The Filippinas, Krauanagaz, Zephyriana, Xarbraden, Eriaco, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Greater Castille and Leon, Albend, The Weirdo, Bogani, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Lemenga, Lupusterra, Gutiterra, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Jontum, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Pepperton, United Allied Systems Nations, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, Satilynia, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Poguelands, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Xanistan, Stelmund, and Apreerco.

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