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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254thMost Influential: 499thMost Pacifist: 739th
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Population3.082 billion

LeaderGovernor Laithwaite Canker
FaithNot opening things

Animallong pig

The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.082 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 501 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,702 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and populations of two-headed long pigs have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 244,770th in the world and 7,970th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254thMost Influential: 499thMost Pacifist: 739thMost Compassionate Citizens: 834thNicest Citizens: 860thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,065thMost Inclusive: 1,123rdBest Weather: 1,183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,304thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,350thMost Developed: 1,409thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,554thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,625thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,723rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,757thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,779thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,826thHealthiest Citizens: 1,964thSafest: 2,098thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,234thTop
Largest Governments: 3,210thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,438thSmartest Citizens: 3,590thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,968thMost Secular: 3,971stMost Cultured: 5,855thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,065thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,425thMost Income Equality: 10,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,377thHighest Average Incomes: 11,708thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,106th
Most Pacifist: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 68th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 129th in the regionMost Secular: 129th in the regionMost Cultured: 171st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 241st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 284th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 351st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 354th in the regionNudest: 393rd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 433rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 476th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 495th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 693rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 772nd in the regionMost Stationary: 797th in the region

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