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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 222ndMost Influential: 512thMost Pacifist: 824th
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Population5.994 billion

LeaderGovernor Laithwaite Canker
FaithNot opening things

Animallong pig

The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.994 billion Bleakfeet are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,778 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, a degree in Governor Laithwaite Canker Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and B-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 2,775th in the world and 81st in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 162.78 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 222ndMost Influential: 512thMost Pacifist: 824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 868thLargest Welfare Programs: 965thMost Compassionate Citizens: 966thNicest Citizens: 983rdBest Weather: 995thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,027thMost Inclusive: 1,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,140thMost Developed: 1,272ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,404thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,419thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,459thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,540thHealthiest Citizens: 1,608thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,669thHighest Food Quality: 1,697thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,959thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,079thSafest: 2,121stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,705thLargest Governments: 2,729thSmartest Citizens: 2,775thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,885thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,674thMost Secular: 4,034thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,513thMost Cultured: 5,393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,855thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,355thMost Efficient Economies: 10,370thHighest Average Incomes: 10,581stMost Income Equality: 11,889thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,281stHighest Economic Output: 20,526thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,908thMost Stationary: 26,789th
Most Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionSafest: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 84th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Secular: 128th in the regionMost Cultured: 157th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 209th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 252nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 280th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 291st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionNudest: 359th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 365th in the regionMost Stationary: 421st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 470th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 544th in the regionMost Income Equality: 568th in the regionLargest Populations: 593rd in the region

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