Population | 8.338 billion |
Capital | The Heart of Blondeness |
Leader | Weese Ritherspoon |
Currency | Dong |
Animal | Beast |
The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.338 billion Blondieslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Blondieslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Dong a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,258 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Blondiesland is ranked 138,177th in the world and 3,002nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.28 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Anglimerica.
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Nyitrai.
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Apreerco.
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Very Democractic Nation of Eastern Juble Lux.
- : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Militarist Democracy of The Filippinas.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 113 » Great Lothian, Beblahbleblo, Land Without Shrimp, Goldnation, Bawkie, Eleuthelrium, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Galadra, Dimplingpie, PenguinPies, Ebonhand, Ever Testing, Altnavia, Tepertopia, Curlyhoward, Aidenfieeld, Sporaltryus, Kazhinskia, Bonobiana, Farengeto, Tsunamy, Jehenna, Holy Free, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Khnomania, Venezia Pacifica, North Pernambuco, The Worst army of, America Gone Wrong, Banieltopia, Pepoland, The Haughtherlands, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Empire of Pekoland, Gracca, Doundaly, United States of Belvaria, Estival, Hacrela, Tanyaland, Rebel-topia, Cerespasia, The Republic of Everleigh, Farelonia, Greater Lamero, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, and 63 others.The Weirdo, Great Scapula, Bohenia, Chernaya Zvezda, Gonthavnor, Purisect, Alvira, Asarana, Morian, Sgaana, Kaoia, Kringalia, New Maxta, Amerion, Skwar, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Greater Pardonia, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Yusan, Koros, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Lemenga, Ustallaa, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Elritch, The Filippinas, Eastern Juble Lux, Apreerco, Nyitrai, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, and Stelmund.