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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 470thMost Influential: 867thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,629th
The Disputed Territories of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis
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Political Freedom

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Population1.959 billion

CapitalThe Heart of Blondeness
LeaderWeese Ritherspoon


The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.959 billion Blondieslandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Blondieslandian economy, worth 189 trillion Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,840 Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blondiesland is ranked 228,890th in the world and 7,498th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -273.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 470thMost Influential: 867thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,629thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,162ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,480thMost Inclusive: 4,720thMost Pacifist: 5,000thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,597thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,963rdMost Secular: 6,198thNicest Citizens: 6,207thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,788thBest Weather: 8,119thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,379thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,998thSafest: 10,097thMost Cultured: 11,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,330thSmartest Citizens: 11,534thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,870thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,898thHealthiest Citizens: 17,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,965thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,067thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,367thMost Developed: 20,927th
Most Influential: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 115th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 129th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 137th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 169th in the regionMost Pacifist: 181st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 200th in the regionMost Secular: 208th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 209th in the regionNicest Citizens: 221st in the regionBest Weather: 266th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 274th in the regionMost Cultured: 323rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 334th in the regionSafest: 345th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 359th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 444th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 446th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 462nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Developed: 609th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 613th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 629th in the region

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