Population | 35.407 billion |
Capital | Oasis of Perpetual Beauty |
Leader | Narcissus |
Currency | mirror |
Animal | gorgeous self |
The Dazzling Reflection of Blue Narcissus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Narcissus with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 35.407 billion Blue Narcissusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasis of Perpetual Beauty. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Blue Narcissusian economy, worth an astonishing 12,781 trillion mirrors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,983 mirrors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, email killed the radio star, and exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blue Narcissus's national animal is the gorgeous self, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Blue Narcissus is ranked 496th in the world and 5th in The Maritimes for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blue Narcissus lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
- : Blue Narcissus lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
- : Blue Narcissus lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
- : Blue Narcissus lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Blue Narcissus, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
- : Blue Narcissus lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
- : Blue Narcissus lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
- : Blue Narcissus lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
- : Blue Narcissus lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
- : Blue Narcissus lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.