by Max Barry

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The Reddened Cheeks of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
This feeling in my chest. Don't tell me...
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Blushing

Population4.457 billion

Currencywefwefwef
Animalwefwefwe

The Reddened Cheeks of Blushing is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.457 billion Blushingians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The very strong Blushingian economy, worth 197 trillion wefwefwefs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,204 wefwefwefs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 137,869 per year while the poor average 10,886, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Wefwefwe Dung" has been declared a national treasure, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime is a problem. Blushing's national animal is the wefwefwe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blushing is ranked 36,050th in the world and 1,296th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,602.92 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
10%
Most Pro-Market: 682nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 721st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blushing was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Suspicious Yellow Stain of HIreland, killing 86 million zombies.
  • : Blushing's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Blushing, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
  • : Following new legislation in Blushing, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
  • : Following new legislation in Blushing, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Wefwefwe Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Blushing, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Blushing, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Blushing's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Blushing, a major religion has been named as Blushing's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Blushing, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.

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