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Highest Drug Use: 16,537thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,194thMost Income Equality: 24,055th
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Boa Constrictor

Population1.246 billion


The 😈 Fenda 😈 of Boa Constrictor is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 1.246 billion Boas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Constrictorian economy, worth 30.2 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,228 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boa Constrictor's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boa Constrictor is ranked 43,706th in the world and 356th in Artificial Solar System for Most Extreme, scoring 28.98 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Drug Use: 16,537thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,194thMost Income Equality: 24,055th
Highest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 111th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 171st in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 356th in the regionMost Income Equality: 379th in the regionSafest: 409th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 410th in the region

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