Population | 4.485 billion |
Capital | Winston |
Currency | Wendy's McCoin Fried Chicken King |
Animal | Roaming Patty |
The Fluffy Buns and Patties of Bob the Happy Burger is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.485 billion Burgermeisters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winston. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.
The powerhouse Bob the Happy Burgerian economy, worth 544 trillion Wendy's McCoin Fried Chicken Kings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 121,396 Wendy's McCoin Fried Chicken Kings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bob the Happy Burger's national animal is the Roaming Patty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bob the Happy Burger is ranked 209,251st in the world and 5,757th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 37.40770522572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bob the Happy Burger's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Bob the Happy Burger's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Bob the Happy Burger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Bob the Happy Burger's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Bob the Happy Burger was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Bob the Happy Burger ceased to exist in Kowloon Bay Shipping Ports.
- : Bob the Happy Burger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Bob the Happy Burger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Bob the Happy Burger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Bob the Happy Burger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Devout.