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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,054thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,963rdMost Armed: 10,052nd
The Fluffy Buns and Patties of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
It's Literally a Juicy Burger
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Bob the Happy Burger

Population4.485 billion

CapitalWinston

CurrencyWendy's McCoin Fried Chicken King
AnimalRoaming Patty

The Fluffy Buns and Patties of Bob the Happy Burger is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.485 billion Burgermeisters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winston. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The powerhouse Bob the Happy Burgerian economy, worth 544 trillion Wendy's McCoin Fried Chicken Kings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 121,396 Wendy's McCoin Fried Chicken Kings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bob the Happy Burger's national animal is the Roaming Patty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bob the Happy Burger is ranked 209,251st in the world and 5,757th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 37.40770522572 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,054thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,963rdMost Armed: 10,052ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,774thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,183rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,449thLargest Black Market: 23,582ndMost Patriotic: 26,218thBest Weather: 26,662nd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 245th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 668th in the regionMost Armed: 699th in the region

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