by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,119th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,721st Most Avoided: 3,256th
The Hash-Slinging Slasher of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Nature does nothing uselessly
Captain Spock
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.006 billion

CapitalMinas Tirith
LeaderCaptain Spock
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Hash-Slinging Slasher of Bobberino is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Spock with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.006 billion Bobberinoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient annoying economy, worth 319 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,053 memes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 717,348 per year while the poor average 21,717, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

Citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, cities are engulfed by smog, the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobberino's national animal is the Ping, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bobberino is ranked 82,164th in the world and 4,464th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 61.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,119thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,721stMost Avoided: 3,256thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,344thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,574thFattest Citizens: 4,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,344thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,532ndMost Influential: 6,894thLargest Mining Sector: 6,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,128thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,553rdTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,769thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,111thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,124thMost Efficient Economies: 10,325thHighest Average Incomes: 10,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,280thMost Devout: 13,023rdLargest Insurance Industry: 14,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,030thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,023rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,823rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,384th
Largest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Avoided: 110th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 120th in the regionFattest Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 127th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 244th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 250th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 270th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 301st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 304th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 360th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 377th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 518th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 528th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 543rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 594th in the regionMost Devout: 612th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 643rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 681st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 743rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 761st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 766th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 768th in the regionRudest Citizens: 788th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 881st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 893rd in the region

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