The Republic of Bobil Woottionia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 10.47 billion Bobil Woottionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Bobil Woottionian economy, worth 323 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,888 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobil Woottionia's national animal is the dolphin.

Bobil Woottionia is ranked 155,590^th in the world and 1^st in Happy Valley for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.55 law-abiding acts per hour.