The Pirate Empire of Bollesveis is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Anne O'Malley with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 978 million Bolerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bois. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bollesveisian economy, worth 68.4 trillion kunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,945 kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, the study of medicine is popular throughout Bollesveis, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bollesveis's national animal is the pirata kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bollesveis is ranked 18,518^th in the world and 4^th in Salatia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 55.36 Whatever.