The Rogue Nation of Boludos Extraordinarios is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yegua Patagónica with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.397 billion Boludos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malos Aires. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boludo economy, worth a remarkable 2,714 trillion Ches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,931 Ches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is totally unknown. Boludos Extraordinarios's national animal is the Gaucho, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boludos Extraordinarios is ranked 33,717^th in the world and 2^nd in Argentina for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.6 law-abiding acts per hour.