Population | 19.099 billion |
Capital | Pyongjing |
Leader | Chairperson Tofu |
Currency | Yuann |
Animal | Bourgeoisie |
The Democratic People's Republic of Bongo Nation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairperson Tofu with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.099 billion Bongo Citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Communist economy, worth a remarkable 3,631 trillion Yuanns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 190,118 Yuanns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Pyongjing" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bongo Nation's national animal is the Bourgeoisie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bongo Nation is ranked 12,595th in the world and 158th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,985.5530000786 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, third world countries are rich in "I Love Pyongjing" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos.
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university.
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Bongo Nation.
- : Following new legislation in Bongo Nation, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.