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Most Influential: 3,660thMost Secular: 6,128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,677th
The Free Land of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Bongoni is the greatest nation to ever exist
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Bongoni

Population331 million

CapitalBinky

CurrencyBonks
AnimalMosquito

The Free Land of Bongoni is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 331 million Bongonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binky. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The very strong Bongonian economy, worth 25.0 trillion Bonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 75,517 Bonks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

People caught mistreating Bongoni's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bongoni's national animal is the Mosquito, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bongoni is ranked 23,317th in the world and 1,234th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4.98 Bank.

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Most Influential: 3,660thMost Secular: 6,128thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,677thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,503rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,291st
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Most Secular: 332nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 529th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 579th in the regionMost Influential: 863rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, people caught mistreating Bongoni's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongoni, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.

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