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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 974thMost Influential: 1,652ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,551st
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
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Grande Primata
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bonobiana

Population1.236 billion

CapitalPrimata
LeaderGrande Primata
FaithTemple of SEX

CurrencyGold Coins
AnimalVampire

The Holy Empire of Bonobiana is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grande Primata with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.236 billion Bonobistas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primata. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bonobiano economy, worth 139 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,965 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, children are raised bilingual from an early age, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and mass shootings have become the new normal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonobiana's national animal is the Vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temple of SEX.

Bonobiana is ranked 257,733rd in the world and 11,128th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.86 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 974thMost Influential: 1,652ndTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,551stMost Cultured: 11,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,392ndHighest Food Quality: 13,710thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,290thMost Devout: 15,541stMost Inclusive: 16,015thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,562ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,007thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,191stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,899thBest Weather: 19,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,772ndMost Developed: 22,863rdSmartest Citizens: 24,062ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,765thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,089thLargest Governments: 25,993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 26,024thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,101st
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Most Influential: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd in the regionMost Devout: 335th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 345th in the regionMost Cultured: 367th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 382nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 459th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 507th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 540th in the regionMost Inclusive: 571st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 583rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 591st in the regionBest Weather: 607th in the regionNudest: 609th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 612th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 656th in the regionMost Developed: 657th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 704th in the regionLargest Governments: 718th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 733rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 745th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 754th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 772nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 787th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 802nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 817th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 850th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 899th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 903rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,042nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,052nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,063rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,087th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,120th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bonobiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Bonobiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, mass shootings have become the new normal.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Bonobiana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Bonobiana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 188 » Yaravia, Beblahbleblo, Corgitopiaa, Cereskia 2, A Bombed-Out Crater, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Achemar, Bawkie, Holota, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Ever Testing, Tepertopia, Erstavik, Volaworand, Land Without Shrimp, Kringalia, Bleakfoot, Figlandia, Chernaya Zvezda, Ebonhand, Tsunamy, Drystar, Unielvan Millorvium, Andinla, Amerion, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Pamela And Hepatitis, Myhomecountry, The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Albeville, Treir, Shefino, Aurcania, Aschenburg, Sol Two, North Kanuckistan, Nova Montron, Mapico, Privatore, Kiasu-ism, Curlyhoward, The Two Jerseys, Isokenzar, Soem, Darakin, Linden Oak, and 138 others.Ipugao, Abarri, Southern Numenor, A leftover country, Zaelith, Rebel-topia, USNE2018, Bumblegaria, Ancient Slobovia, Bear Connors Paradiso, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, RestartAll, Rad Asia, Yellunstryer, Walloonia, Ambitchous, Inhokosu, Sedunn, Fasire, Sanden, Noire Denholm, Center Lisle, Farengeto, Antarctic Empires, Havenfell, Tupolov, Tvania, Centristvill, Oreo States, The Dalmaric Coast, Calistan, South Blossom, Blondiesland, Shintoese, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Grianal, Steviland, Kepler-B, Venezia Pacifica, Bohenia, Martiland, Jehenna, Quinta Caporales, Concrete Slab, Esterwood, Makinius, Saohoa, Bharathvarsha, West Pastafaria, Rogni, The Haughtherlands, Akimera, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Unojo, Oxyliteral, GERMAN EMPIER, Ullan, South Pernambuco, Leimarite Empire, New American Dictatorship, Kremony, Damn Frigid Wastelands, United States of Diplomatia, Auviantan Outh Islands, Froshar, Bomlerzia, Uvalor, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Gymnostan, Sozlanden, Blancemon, Ostavaria, Saint Roberts, Skaladoria, Goom Bay, Lauramerica, Kingson Island, Hrupers, Great Lothian, Malmsia, Cassius empire, Shoinkwishima, The republic of Konsa, Nomayuki, Some Great Peope, Sautu, Imperium Sempiternum, Fritata, Yore Bumm, Nill Vill, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Southern Plumastang, Antwerpen1, Eddonia, Shadeth, ARIAPOLIS01, Driodal, Taigama, Orizzia, United States of Belvaria, Lile Ulie Islands, Jilymoavirli, GachiBrother, Khal Papax, Depressed Nation, Gennaretia, Rhetiaa, Nouvel Empire, LadyRebels, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Willing Mind, Dakalian, Evinea, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, MaPetiteFille, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, Numano, Los Rodeos, Arugan, Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland, Aria Holons, Impero di Malta, Groblinus, FanTuan, New Sanet, East Papas Fritas, Saciu, Sandaoguo, Luli Safari, Noveos, Ardenswije, Viotekia, BEEstreetz, Stoinia, Ostela-Aswines, Theoussia, and Noutoshi.

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