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Most Pacifist: 1,036thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,048thNicest Citizens: 1,183rd
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Boogie Chillen

Population18.417 billion

CapitalJohnLee
LeaderMr Lucky
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyHooker
AnimalCrawlin King Snake

The Republic of Boogie Chillen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Lucky with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.417 billion Boogie Chillun are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JohnLee. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boogie Chillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,546 trillion Hookers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,259 Hookers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, baize on snooker tables has been stripped for "appearing too hedonistic", marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and Boogie Chillen is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown. Boogie Chillen's national animal is the Crawlin King Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Boogie Chillen is ranked 6,320th in the world and 7th in Hippy Haven for Smartest Citizens, with 115.3 quips per hour.

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Most Pacifist: 1,036thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,048thNicest Citizens: 1,183rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,194thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,211thMost Cultured: 1,927thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,161stSafest: 2,192ndHighest Food Quality: 2,320thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,175thMost Inclusive: 3,505thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,727thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,017thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,142ndMost Developed: 4,878thBest Weather: 5,279thSmartest Citizens: 6,320thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,996thHighest Economic Output: 7,086thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,272ndMost Secular: 8,405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,674thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,119thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,899thLowest Crime Rates: 11,902ndLargest Populations: 13,363rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,493rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,195thMost Efficient Economies: 16,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,386thLargest Governments: 18,588thHighest Average Incomes: 18,671stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,880thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,153rdMost Stationary: 23,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,194th
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, Boogie Chillen is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, baize on snooker tables has been stripped for "appearing too hedonistic".
  • : Boogie Chillen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Boogie Chillen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.

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