by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,254th Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,776th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,836th
The Scientific Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Hey everyone, it's Fishy Boopkins!!!
Sam Goetz
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Population3.071 billion

CapitalCoral city
LeaderSam Goetz

CurrencyGold coin
AnimalFishy Boopkins

The Scientific Empire of Boopkinville is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sam Goetz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.071 billion weeabooes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral city. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Boopkinvillean economy, worth 417 trillion Gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,970 Gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", and old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Boopkinville's national animal is the Fishy Boopkins, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Memeism.

Boopkinville is ranked 64,944th in the world and 11th in nasunia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,234.93 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,776thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,962ndMost Developed: 7,243rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,304thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,773rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,366thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,399thMost Efficient Economies: 9,475thMost Secular: 9,970thBest Weather: 10,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,588thLargest Black Market: 10,712thHealthiest Citizens: 10,760thMost Cultured: 11,034thSmartest Citizens: 11,355thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,991stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,573rdLargest Governments: 14,748thNicest Citizens: 15,445thHighest Average Incomes: 15,861st
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

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